It will distress you to learn that the thief is still at large.
My jacket has not been returned and there has been no letter of apology or monetary compensation. Somewhere among us lurks a sinister but warm (and trendy, if I may say so!) vagabond.
Londoners will be aware that 10 millimetres of snowfall has brought the city’s entire public transport network to an abrupt halt. It has also brought my blood temperature to below freezing.
I feel like Joseph without his Technicolour Dreamcoat! Yep, an obnoxious, bellowing brat but with pneumonia instead of an Egyptian suntan.
One way to warm yourself up this weekend is to attend Kites’ headline show at CARGO on Saturday. Stage-time: 10pm.
It promises to be a sweaty, sordid affair.
You are all invited to the ceremony!
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